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Friday, June 30, 2006 

Fat Ronnie and Salad

So, tomorrow morning we are deserting you dear readers to get on the big winged thing en-route to Frankfurt, Munich and Berlin.

By way of signing off I wanted to say two things. I'm fed up with England's performances and management and I hope they get eaten on Saturday.





Secondly, I hope to see history in the making as we attend the Brazil -v- France game on Saturday night. It'll be a life-long memory to see the living legend play on this stage.

The Boy Wonder:




COME ON FAT RONNIE! Obliterate the record!

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 

Sleater-Kinney, Au Revoir and Thanks!





After 11 years together and seven studio albums, Sleater-Kinney are no more. Thus passes "one of the most compelling sounds in rock music today" I am truly pissed off about this. I listened to their bountifully acclaimed 2000 and 2002 albums All Hands on The Bad One and One Beat only relatively cursorily.

However, last year I fell head over heels for what I think was their recording zenith, The Woods. I named it my favourite album of the year in 2005 in reply to Padraig's post, and I haven't listened to anything new since that is so compelling. It'll forever be one of those milestone records for me, stupendously obliterating the circumference of my musical comfort zone. Is there any better feeling from listening to recorded music?

I guess it's a nice way to bow out on such a meteoric high of a record built on the back of so many highly praised albums in the previous decade.

I thank my lucky stars I got to see them on their first (and last :/) show in Ireland in 2005.

I'd like to quote the bible on their final record, and today's bad news:

"The pair (saccharine and suicide) are two sides of the same woman, the ultimate predicament: To survive these days, you have to be either suicidal or superficial. Sleater-Kinney, meanwhile, get by simply sounding fucking supersonic."

"So goodbye, Sleater-Kinney. Thank you for everything, from "I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone" to "Modern Girl". Thank you for being an inspiration to women everywhere. No, fuck that-- to people everywhere."




All our little wishes have run dry
Made it to the water, waded in the lies
When we felt the heat
Couldn't turn it into fire
Too caught up in our own desires



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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 

Blogs are blogs are blogs

Damien Mulley has expressed his dislike for the recent proliferation of non-blogs on irishblogs.ie. He makes the point that many are not blogs in the traditional sense and should be treated as blog spam. They are merely feeds that have wrangled their way onto this aggregator. Couldn't agree more with him. Surely the distinction between regular Web sites and blogs is an easy one to spot?

While his dislike for the content that is emerging in Irish blogs is understandable, it probably isn't in the best interest of the blogosphere to start criticising these new blogs straight off the bat. Being able to write daily about a particular interest, no matter how mundane the subject is to other people, is one of the things that makes blogging special. When we had the Irish Blog awards, wasn't the usual "It's an online diary" line trotted out when having to explain what a blog actually was? Diaries in the old fashioned sense meant writing about a doctor's appointment, mowing the lawn, going to a social event.

So Fashion Fix doesn't float your boat. Too bad, it's still a blog.

Oh no, these terrible bloggers are only out for their cut of the Google Adsense money! How come corporate evangelical blogging hasn't been slammed? In essence, they're doing the same thing. It's all about the Yankee dollar folks. How many companies in Ireland have a blogging representative in the Irish blogosphere?

I'll try not to be a hypocrite. I've mentioned here in the past my own dislike for certain blogs. But they should still partake.

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006 

In Fact, Ah's 1st Birthday

So, we're celebrating our 1st birthday today. Who'd have thunk it's been a year, eh? Seems like a lifetime of a penance.

To mark the occasion we're linking to some of the highs and lows for In Fact, Ah in '05/'06.

- Dunphy spits the dummy, part MMDLXIII
- Candace Bushnell, you've a lot to answer for
- The ugly re-birth of the Bantustan in Palestine
- Peak Oil
- For Whom the Bell Annoys
- Animal rights protesters have twisted priorities in Oxford row


UPDATE: How could I have forgotten our 15 minutes of fame in November? Link added.

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Waiting for the World Cup Fireworks

(Hopefully we'll be meeting these guys for pints on Saturday in Frankfurt)

What’s happened to this world cup? Where are the 4-3 enthrallers, the end-to-end epics and exciting extra times we had hoped for? Despite the pundits lauding it as a tournament of exciting and attacking football, this ‘pundit’ believes it has been far from vintage. In fact, I think it’s actually started to fizzle out and like the English team, this World Cup has been over rated and over hyped. Perhaps I’ve been watching a different competition but with the exception of Argentina and Spain, high-quality football has been spontaneous at best.


The group stage never really caught fire. With nearly all the top teams having qualified for the knock out stages before their final game, there was little at stake in round 3 of the group which in previous tournaments has provided some remarkable games. Looking at the leading contenders few have really sparkled so far. Brazil, England, Holland, Czech Republic and even Italy are stuttering through the tournament unconvincingly or are already eliminated. I had hoped for some improvement in the second round but with 6 of the 8 matches now played only the Argentina V Mexico game stood out.


All is not lost though. Today we have the prospect of two very exciting games, Brazil v Ghana and Spain V France. The winners of both games play each other in Frankfurt this Saturday. A mouth watering prospect indeed and thanks to the corporate connections of a certain contributor on this site the In Fact, Ah crew will be packing the German phrase book along with our 1988 replica Irish jerseys and heading to Frankfurt early this Saturday morning. Excited, we most certainly are and let's hope the elite of world football have held back their best performances for the business end of this great tournament. Even if the football isn't top notch I hear the beer in Germany is fantastic!

Come on Ghana!


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Monday, June 26, 2006 

Our friend, the Lemon

He's a firebrand, a lover of Nietzchse, a philosopher, a blaggard and often a source of jocularity that goes unrivalled within our esteemed group of extended friends here at In Fact, Ah.

Here, he makes his directorial and acting debut in "Beer". It's a story that contains many Shakespearean qualities. The Lemon has managed to roll comedy, tradedy, madness, suffering, violence and porter into a seven minute silent film with a wonderful music score that should be shown to all teenagers in an attempt to educate them about dangers of liver failure.

This man is either truly insane or Ireland's answer to Charlie Chaplin. Watch out for my personal highlight, the Ring Sting. Enjoy.



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In Fact, Ah back from the dead

Forgetting to pay the rent had disastrous consequences for this blog over the weekend. Unfortunately, the domain had expired without our knowing resulting in a default shopping directory adorning our precious online canvas.

But for you misguided souls who are dedicated to spending your free time reading this space, we promise a big ramp up in the next few days to make up for our temporary hiatus. Hoorah!
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Saturday, June 24, 2006 

Today, we're going to talk about FEAR

Broken Social Scene's new video for Fire Eyed Boy is nice.



I don't mean to wish away the summer, but this is gonna be a great sound for a summery September afternoon in a big field.


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Thursday, June 22, 2006 

Butterfly Explosion, XFM London and Galway Gig





Butterfly Explosion have received airplay on Glasgow based XFM Scotland since being invited to play at the MusicWorks Festival in the city last year. The station's sister broadcaster XFM London has now picked up on the interest and has listed Butterfly Explosion along with three other bands in their XFM Unsigned competition.

You can listen to the featured bands and vote here. Anyone in XFM London's footprint can tune in and listen live tonight at around 9:40p.m. for Butterfly Explosion's slot.

Butterfly Explosion play CUBA* in Galway tomorrow night, Friday 22nd June, see ya there!

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006 

Doughy links for June 21st, 2006

If Mulley can do fluffy links, we can do doughy ones.

Fiona DeLondras is back (we always knew she would return) and writes with Pride

Blogorrah reports on shocking kiddie beatings administered by Gardai

David McWilliams plays Electric Picnic. Is this some sort of sick joke?

Bush tells blind man to remove his shades



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eBargain

On Monday I took delivery of a shiny new High Speed Sony 2GB Memory Stick Pro Duo for my phone (so I can listen to loads of music while In Fact, Ah are traversing GERMANY at the WORLD CUP).

I had very nearly ordered this item from a long-standing and price-popular online electronics retailer when I decided to take a look on ebay. For this item (brand new with virgin packaging) on ebay I was looking at 40-50 Eurodollars including delivery. I could get it from reputable Hong Kong ebayers at close to 40 Euros including delivery, but plumped for a seller in Wales at around the 50 Eurobucks mark, including delivery.

These sorts of items are readily available on ebay via "Buy It Now" (as I did) rather than going through an auction, thus the sellers aren't doing this once off, they have a supply of these items.

Am I funding the Hong Kong Triads or some Death Squad in the Valleys with this sort of purchase, or can someone explain the price differential with standalone online retailers?

I'm talking about identical specs in terms of read/write speeds etc, not just the same capacity. Dabs.co.uk: 170 Eurodollars not including delivery. Komplett.ie 100 Eurodollars for a 1GB card not including delivery, they don't have 'em in 2GB at the mo.

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100 Music Videos

Pitchforkmedia.com has a great feature on music videos at the moment. Anyone chained to a computer desk should be aware of the invaluable resource that youtube offers to the bored and restless. Pitchfork have trawled the huge collection of videos to bring you 100 of the best (in no particular order). The videos range from the sublimely beautiful to the ridiculously cheesy.

My personal favourite is Pulp’s ‘Bad Cover Version’. Enlisting uncannily similar look-a-likes of various pop-stars it launches a scathing and hilarious attack on the charity single.










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Tuesday, June 20, 2006 

He hasn't gone away you know



Poor old Ingerland have been fairly tough viewing so far in this World Cup, hopefully their game tonight against Sweden might provide something more palatable. In particular I hope for Rooney's sake he starts to show his true class in this tournament, it'd be a shame if he didn't.

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Monday, June 19, 2006 

On being carbon positive


Last time I felt this guilty was when I stole sugar from a sugar bowl 22 years ago. I didn't really, but I needed to have something to tell the priest for my first confession. And then the guilt continued for having lied to the priest in the first place. It's a vicious circle.

This time around the guilt I'm experiencing is for the hurt I've caused - to the environment. Since last September, I've clocked up 67,020 km air miles. That amounts to a production of 4.6 tonnes of CO2 resulting from 24 flights directly attributed to me. Eeek!

These days you can't escape the frenzy that has been generated by the media outlets, many of them newspapers (you can't fail to spot the irony here), regarding the damage that flying inflicts on the environment. The shame needed some way to seep out.

To offset this guilt, unlike me you can get your non-biodegradable credit card to the Carbon Neutral Company Web site who'll be glad to take some money from you in recompense for the damage your jetsetting has caused.

Think of how fuzzy and warm you'll feel inside when you give money to support "an area of wonderful new native UK forest which is sufficient to soak up your flight emissions (on average, it takes one tree grown to maturity to soak one tonne of CO2)".

I guess I owe four and a half trees. How many do the Metro and Herald AM owe?

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Gol, Gol, Gol, Gol, Gol, Goooooooooolllll.

It's long been the case that we Irish get to smugly watch our über* entertaining major soccer tournament punditry on RTE while taking the odd glance over at the British coverage for comparison.

I myself haven't seen too much of Ian Wright on the beeb, but that was in the interest of my TV's health more than anything having seen him say Steven Gerrard and England were right to dive to win penalties after one of their warm up games preceeding the tournament. It took real restraint not to launch a projectile in his image's direction. The idiocy of this man seemingly knows no bounds.

He seems to be coming in for some serious gruff from the Scots now aswell, although I'm unsure of the root cause. Scroll down here for The Daily Record's sports column titled What a steaming pile of Ian Wright. Apparently doing the rounds on the SMS circuit at the moment is the delightful "Ian Wright has died of a heart attack after celebrating England's 2-0 victory against Trinidad & Tobago. Doctors have described his condition as 'satisfactory'."

I can only applaud this sentiment for its callous perfection.

Anyways, as I was saying, we love our pundits. A special mention must go to Graeme Souness who has surpassed all my expectations. I thought he was being brought in to give some extra raw oomph and grunt to the boiler room of RTE's punditry machine. However, he has greatly impressed me with his silky, sophisticated analysis and his manner in general.

He picked up the cadence and personalities of each of his studio companions with frightening ease and seems now to have been very much accepted into the group by the elder statesmen. At this stage everyone is bouncing off each other on the panel in a most entertaining blur of enthusiastic palaver. Who needs Big Brother? Bravo RTE.

Now, I don't want to sound as if I think the licence fee is value for money in light of previous debates on these hallowed grounds, so lets point out areas for improvement. Punditry, ok, Commentary, more to do. I've no doubt the Latin Americans listen to European commentators with the same quizzical superciliousness that we listen to British punditry.

Can't we send Jimmy Magee and Geroge Hamilton on a training camp to Latin America for 6 weeks previous to the next major tournament?








I'm really having trouble deciding on a favourite out of these three. What do you reckon?

* I'm just getting in the form for In Fact, Ah plus friends' trip to GERMANY for the World Cup on July 1st with the odd umlaut sprinkled here and there on the blog. There will be Partying, Beer and Football. Oh Yes.

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Sunday, June 18, 2006 

Catholic Worker movement prepare for re-retrial

Last summer, I chatted with Damien Moran of the Catholic Worker movement about his life and his impending trial following their decision to non-violently disarm a U.S. navy war plane in the early hours of February 3rd 2003.

The third attempt to try the case will be heard on July 5th.

In the run up to the re-retrial, the five will maintain an anti-war vigil outside the GPO everyday between 12pm and 2pm from Tuesday 20th.

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Political Compass



UPDATE: Here's the new graph with scores representing In Fact, Ah and those who were kind enough to leave their scores in the comments. Leave your score and I'll add it. Click on image for a better view.

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It's important for us here at In Fact, Ah to get to know our readers better. In furthering this interest, I invite you to take the Political Compass test. It should only take about ten minutes and it's more fun than you can possibly handle, I swear.

To get the ball rolling I chalked up:

Economic
Left/Right: -4.50

Social
Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.54



So it seems I'm a bit of a hippie. Wohoo!

I'm also feeling that's a slightly extreme score, maybe all this sunshine is getting to me.

Paul, feeling a little uneasy in the political compass neighbourhood of The Dalai Lama, Ghandi and Nelson Mandela.

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Saturday, June 17, 2006 

Been up all night




... making this digital picture frame. Instructions on how to make it are supplied by Instructables, a collaborative site dedicated to teaching us how to make stuff. And I mean stuff; you can find instructions on how to make smoke bombs, a belt made from bicycle parts, a water weenie, a tighty whitey bra and much more.

Each stage of the development process is accompanied by photos and instructional text. Randomers can also leave comments at each step.

It truly is a wonderful resource.

[Postscript] Anyone who knows me knows well that I didn't attempt to make this. See, God gives different talents to different people. I can't make. Anything.


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All Bright



Momentum: Check

Progress: Check

80 Minutes: Check

Victory: Left Behind

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Friday, June 16, 2006 

The greatest goal of all time

Argentina have just scored the greatest goal I think I have ever seen. The move involving 9 players started with an excellent tackle deep in the Argentina half, 24 passes later and after the deftest of back heels from Crespo, substitute Cambiaso unleashed an unstoppable shot form the edge of the box. Every man, woman and child on the planet has to see this goal. If the Argentines keep playing like this, the rest may as well pack up now and go home. Football at its zenith.


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Make or Break



New Zealand being around 12,000 miles away as the crow flies, news filters up here to North Western Europe in a kind of quaint, delayed manner. The expanse of longitude is something which our electronic global village will never overcome.

This week, newspaper sports editors in Ireland were left holding their back pages on a couple of occasions, awaiting developments on the bizzare stand off between Ireland and David Kelly, rugby columnist with the Indo.

The players refused to do one on one interviews with him or conferences he was present at in light of his article last weekend after the first test and cited previous occassions when he had raised their ire, albeit privately. The assembled print media refused to attend on media days and carry out planned one on one interviews in solidarity with their colleague. So, the players threw their toys out of the pram and the journos spat their dummies.

Thankfully by Wednesday (or was it Thursday?) both camps were contentedly back side by side in the uniquely claustrophobic twin buggy that is a test rugby tour. The players may have genuinely felt that Kelly has been disrespectful (not the same thing as critical) given their co-operation with him in the past. Despite this you can't help but feel this was a needless distraction that could have been handled a bit better.

Hopefully the brouhaha will be trapped behind the NZ longitudinal barrier when they fly out of there early next week for Perth.

A good performance tomorrow morning wouldn't half help.

It's the same team and formation as last week (including the replacements) for Ireland. NZ have shuffled the pack a little in the light of a perceived weakness of Nonu defensively last week and an abandonment of the twin fliers experiment of playing two out and out openside loose forwards at 6 and 7. Hollah certainly wasn't that effective last week, so the inexperienced Kaino steps in to restore a more orthodox balance to the back row.


Dermody Mealamu Hayman
Jack Flavell
Kaino So'oialo McCaw

Kelleher
McAllister
Mauger
Laulala

Rokocoko Howlett
Muliaina

Replacements:
Andrew Hore
Neemia Tialata
Greg Rawlinson
Craig Newby
Jimmy Cowan
David Hill
Ma'a Nonu


Rawlinson or "Dolph" as he is known to his team mates may be wishing he took more seriously the call of his birth nation SA to come back and play for them. Despite his supernatural jaw size (have you seen this guy in a scrum cap?) he looked well out of his depth at this level locking the scrum with Jack last Saturday morning. So, in his place we get Flavell, second half substitute and try scorer last weekend. Flavell has a bit of a dark past in terms of not being the best behaved boy, so he went into exile and played in Japan for a few years to consider himself and now it seems he is back to make his 'second' debut in an All-Blacks starting line up.

He certainly hasn't lost his ability to talk, claiming on Thursday that NZ were aiming to 'clean Ireland off the paddock' on Saturday. Talk aside, he is a formidable athlete and is extremely mobile and destructive in the loose for a second row. With weather conditions looking decidedly stereotypical for Auckland in June we may get plenty of scope to test his mettle in the tight and line out. It'll be interesting to see if he can keep his head for a full 80 minutes, the two O's at 4 and 5 for Ireland are two of the wiliest and most experienced players in terms of All Blacks Tests in the NH and if there is a chink in his temperment they'll look to expose it.

Nonu's replacement Casey Laulala also has a strong reputation from his club career, however he is extremely inexperienced when it comes to Test rugby with only a single previous cap. It is a big ask for him to handle a pairing as dynamic as O'Driscoll and D'Arcy and I'm sure our two centres will be looking to pummel his artery all day. Wishful thinking on Ireland's part would have Mauger a little distracted marshalling or protecting Laulala. It's quite possible he's good enough to carry that even if needs be.

I'm hopeful for another good performance from Ireland and I think they can produce something even better than last weekend, however even an improvement to an 80 minute performance far from guarantees success in this particular time zone. Worryingly it looks like the weather is against us, a trench warfare game fought in the tight would see genetics come to the fore eventually.

I'm sure the players are well aware this tour is on a fine line between success and failure with one eye on Perth next weekend, it's vital they check-in some momentum for that flight.

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 

Two-time Emmy winner contacts In Fact, Ah

It seems that John Tomlin, two-time Emmy winner is a fan of In Fact, Ah. Impossible as it may seem, Tomlin, executive producer of TV shows such as "Inside Edition", "A Current Affair", "Style Court" and "Shipmates" emailed us to say that he was a admirer of our blog.

Check out his new venture called VidoCity, a video blog about all things New York.


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The robots, they're coming.



I read an article today from The Economist on robo-ethics, a subject which some academics are trying to make a head start on. There are some interesting questions raised. It's not hard to see robotics becoming as big a revolution as mobile phones in the medium term, it's probably a good idea that someone is grappling with the concomitant problems of such change in advance.

The robot that does the most tedious of household chores, ironing; that's the one I'm holding out for.


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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 

Butterfly Explosion and Envelope




You've all probably heard In Fact, Ah talking about rising Dublin five-piece Butterfly Explosion before and you know we really enjoyed seeing them live.

Tomorrow night, Thursday 15th June sees them team up with fellow Dubliners Envelope, who like Butterfly Explosion have impressed in Ireland and abroad with their early work.

So, a good opportunity to catch these two along with Sylvan and Skylight who I'll plead ignorance on so far. Incidentally, it has also been brought to my attention that Guesswork Media and the very good looking NCAD crowd they bring in tow are worth the price on the door alone!

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The Boss

The passing of Charlie Haughey will no doubt lead to much national introspection and soul searching. What is great about these events, and something which Haughey would no doubt have revelled in, is the fact that everybody will be talking about him for the next few days. The nation as a whole will engage in a discourse on his various pros and cons, his positive policy reforms and his weakness for Charvet shirts, his apparently affable nature and his ruthless politicking. There will be much heated debate but most people will eventually settle in the ‘love him’ or ‘hate him’ camp, for there are no half-way houses where Haughey is concerned.

Not since the national tragedy of Saipan in 2002 has there been such a collective debate centred on one person. But it isn’t just about one person is it? It delves far deeper than that, striking at the hearts and minds of the nation. The Keane saga wasn’t about a lack of preparation or a personality clash. The whole affair was like a moral play on the Irish psyche; do we want to succeed and challenge to be the best or do we want to just ‘have the craic and sure won’t it be grand anyhow’. Haughey emerged at a crucial period in Ireland’s history, a time when traditional modalities were clashing with a push for more modern/liberal attitudes. His reforms to give women inheritance rights were commendable as were his various attempts at achieving a political solution to the troubles in the North. He is also credited with laying the foundations for the Celtic Tiger and initiating the corporatism that is social partnership. You could say these were Haughey’s towering performances for Ireland and Manchester United.

But then there were also the numerous red cards, temper tantrums and bone-crunching tackles. The arms trial, the tax evasion, the unexplained opulent lifestyle and the ‘payments to politicians’ scandal all leave a sour taste in the mouth when considering Haughey. As with Roy Keane, his supporters seem quite capable of a collective amnesia when it comes to that tackle on Alfe-Inge Haaland. The same applies to Haughey. His supporters can easily gloss over his darker side while for his detractors it is all they can see.

His tendency for contradiction is undoubtedly a result of the pragmatic/populist style of his governance. For Haughey, pleasing the people was more important than following any strict ideological doctrine. Anyone with the slightest notion of how politics works knows that this is an extremely reliable method of gaining and maintaining power. Some vox-pops from Haughey’s old constituency of Dublin North Central on RTE yesterday portrayed a community which still harbours great feelings of admiration for the former Taoiseach. (However, it must be noted that these sentiments were wholly positive because RTE would not broadcast anything derogatory about Haughey so soon after his death, and rightly so).

And so the national debate will continue. You cannot help feeling, however, that there are a lot of people sharpening knives in readiness for a veritable bloodbath that will happen after Haughey’s body has been laid to rest. It seems at the moment people are remaining quiet out of respect for the Haughey family. I have not witnessed anyone questioning whether or not he should be receiving a state funeral which, to my mind, is a legitimate apprehension. There will be a lot of fawning and a lot of vitriol but it's what finally gets recorded in the history books that will decide how Haughey's leagacy will be perceived.




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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 

Celebrating the departure of Roy Keane


In Fact, Ah couldn't let this week pass without saying a few words about the departure of Roy Keane.

When someone dies, it's always a more positive exercise to remember the nicer moments of their life. Me, I'd love it if my friends and family rented the local community hall and everyone rocked to House of Pain's "Jump Around".

If Roy Keane ever forms a band with his newfound spare time, it might feature Chopper Harris on drums, Nobby Styles on bass, Johnny Giles on lead and Vinnie Jones on rhythm. "The Shin Kickers" would sell out the dance halls throughout the land.

But his legacy as a player will surely not be overshadowed by what he does in the future. Roy Keane, Ronnie Delaney and Stephen Roche share a very special podium, one that the future generation of Irish sports stars will struggle to mount.

His commitment to the cause, his physical condition and no little amount of skill made Roy Keane a force to be reckoned with when he arrived at Notts Forrest. While at the club, his co-belligerent Brian Clough moulded a player who would go on to inspire and divide.

Roy Keane could have achieved perfection. It's piffle to suggest that had Roy Keane tempered his attitude, he would have lost his edge. It was an aspect to his personality that excluded him from playing in a Champions' League final and that denied him from playing on the greatest stage at the World Cup in 2002.

We'll not settle it here. But whatever your take is on the personality, we must acknowledge and celebrate the good times. And hope that he doesn't pick up the guitar in the coming long evenings at Chez Keane.

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No escaping the sweat



London's burning.

Yesterday (Mon 13th), temperatures soared to over 31C. Emergency services were on standby at Tube stations to help those who were passing out as a result of heat exhaustion. Spare t-shirts are essential in the fight against bodily malodours. Bottles of water are clutched by the masses. Multiple showers are required to avoid the betty swollocks.


From the Telegraph ...

The bookmaker William Hill have cut the odds on June having the hottest day from evens to 8/11.

They are also offering 8/1 that temperatures will exceed 100F (38C) in 2006 and 12/1 that the all time UK record of 101.3F (39C) will be beaten in 2006.


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Sunday, June 11, 2006 

The impurity of fraudulent MySpacers

Did they hit the big time by using MySpace? The Arctic Monkeys claim that three months ago they had never even heard of the online social networking portal. This is a myth that MySpace themselves will not be rushing to dispel.

Here are some stats for you to chew on:

1. By page views, myspace.com is the second busiest site in the world by pageviews
2. There are 61 million registered users and 1.6 million registered bands
3. The age profile for users is almost split exactly down the middle, 50.2% men and 49.8% female

Is it any wonder then that bands are registering in their droves in the hope that they are snapped up by some record label exec? But one of the more, dare I say, sinister stories to have emerged involves a singer-songwriter by the name of Sandi Thom. Sandi is selling out all venues over the UK and went to number 2 in the singles chart.

The story goes that she was a struggling musician having difficulties making ends meet. She then miraculously scores a £1m record deal after being spotted in one of her Web cast gigs from her basement in South London. Turns out she had a PR company behind her creating a buzz in the press and amongst the student population. They paid teams to spread the word on the street and on the Internet. It was all a big lie.

Yep, us music lovers really get going about the imperativeness that music comes from the purest of places and not from a marketing plan. So it is interesting and concerning to see that the music industry is trying to infiltrate the sanctuary of the garage and the bedroom. The artificially-created buzz that surrounds the likes of Sandi Thom could detract from the honest efforts of those without a PR machine behind them. MySpace may lose its core appeal and ultimately turn off would-be musicians if this trend continues.

If music is to be wrestled from the money-greedy music labels then we need the MySpace Robin Hoods of this world to establish rules of fair play. No! Sandi Thom, you are a charlatan. You are a cancer of the next music-creating generation.

UPDATE: Just spotted a major grammatical mistake. If you didn't notice it, well and good. Carry on, nothing to see here.

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Saturday, June 10, 2006 

Yawn


A despisal of the tipping culture in the US (okay, completely unrelated) and some extreme tiredness prompts me to quote the following from Malcolm Gladwell's "The Tipping Point"

Yawning is a surprisingly powerful act. Just because you read the word "yawning" in the previous two sentences - and the two additional "yawns" in this sentence - a good number of you will probably yawn within the next few minutes. Even as I'm writing this, I've yawned twice. If you're reading this in a public place, and you've just yawned, chances are that a good proportion of everyone who saw you yawn is now yawning too ... Yawning is incredibly contagious ... if you play an audiotape of a yawn to blind people, they'll yawn too.


Any yawners out there after reading this?


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Fústar's World of World Cup Wonders


John @ Fústar informed me of his latest blog project: Fústar's World of World Cup Wonders.
Should make for interesting reading during the coming weeks. Of course, In Fact, Ah will be reporting on the event too by travelling en masse to Germany, taking in the last quarter final in Frankfurt on July 1st.

It will be special.

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Heartbreak Hotel



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Friday, June 09, 2006 

World Cup

Just a quick nod from me to a mouth watering tournament ahead. It seems to me to be a very different experience when Ireland aren't in there, it broadens your horizons and interest in the tournament as a whole.

Ok, first up I'm really looking forward to Argentina -v- Ivory Coast at 8p.m. this Saturday, that should be a cracker of a group phase game. That's a whole 12 hours after the sport starts on Saturday morning at 8a.m. with NZ -v- Ireland in the first test of Ireland's summer tour.

Secondly, if you are still stuck for someone to support in the World Cup
this
will help and give you a good chuckle at the same time.

Thirdly, In Fact, Ah's mate John has been taking a good eye at the betting market over the past two weeks and here are some of his notes on the market:

premierbet.com, Top Tournament Goalscorer and Tournament Winner:
Adriano & Brazil, 25/1

Paddypower.com, the following teams to all win their groups:
Germany, England, Portugal, Argentina, Italy, Brazil, France, Spain , 48/1

bet365.com, various bets:

Angola to get under 2 points and,
Saudi under 2 and,
Togo under 2 and,
Trinidad & Tobago under 1
14/1

Ronaldo & Brazil, 20/1

Group A to finish 1st, 2nd - Germany,Poland and
Group B to finish 1st, 2nd - England, Sweden
4/1

Brazil v Argentina Final, 10/1

Shevchenko Tournament Top Scorer, 20/1 - Each Way (1st - 4th)


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Thursday, June 08, 2006 

The Beginning of the End

It's all over, not the world or anything, although for some people it may as well be. Our unprecedented economic boom may have finally reached turning/boiling/bursting point, what ever you prefer and today may be the date to mark when it all changed! Interest rates have increased by 0.25% with indications from the ECB it is going to accelerate the increase trend, new inflation figures just released show it hitting almost 4.0%, consumer confidence is falling and to top it all off the share prices are nose diving rapidly.

Now, where did I leave my quide to finding a job in Boston?

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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Spare a thought for the computer-based workers of the past; staring at a plain screen with a black background and green font, inputting endless reams of data and the only interruptions being a phone call or a chat with a colleague. Nowadays the computer-based worker has an endless resource of entertainment and information via the web. I tend to steer more towards the entertainment side of things to break the monotony. This is where youtube.com comes in. An enormous database of videos available for you to stream whenever you want to. This site has allowed me to revisit some classic sporting moments, interviews with such diverse people as Iggy Pop and Noam Chomsky and once great TV shows that have vanished.

One can easily find themselves staring at the youtube homepage knowing that it is full of wonderful stuff but not knowing what to look for. A moment of inspiration for me was the recollection of a little known Channel 4 horror-spoof called Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. The show ended in 2004 after just six episodes and hasn’t been seen since. It developed a cult following for its subtle humour, ridiculous plotlines and intentionally poor acting. The protagonist is none other than Matthew Holness who played an excellent cameo as a computer geek in The Office. The show’s fans have even gone as far as setting up a website dedicated to the shows revival, and have managed to kick up enough fuss to force the makers of the show to release the first series on DVD. There are even rumours of a film.

Youtube has some great clips of this show including one full-length episode. For now, you could just check out this clip.



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Cisse



You have to feel sorry for the poor guy. The picture above is what he did in France's final warm up game against China last night, only ten minutes into the game. He was going to be France's first choice striker alongside Henry, ahead of Trezeguet.

From a selfish point of view I presume his move to Marseille is off now, that's another season in the stands at Anfield and a serious headache for Benitez.

Video of the incident is here.

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Vista

Hey baby, I hear the blues are calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs ...


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Wednesday, June 07, 2006 

Electric Picnic line up trebles in quality.

MOGWAI,
BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE,
Mundy,
Young Blood Brass Band,
Jim Noir,
Laura Izibor.

...and some of us are going to see Mogwai at The Royal Albert Hall the weekend after. That's a lot of RAWK!!! for one little month like September.

More here.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, it is In Fact, Ah, not Aitken Promotions who are responsible for bringing you the presence of Broken Social Scene at Electric Picnic this year. See the penultimate paragraph here. Now, bow down before us. Or something.

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Tuesday, June 06, 2006 

Garden Party

Blue skies, big tents, bag and pocket searches, car parks in fields, thumping bass, comatosed teenagers, beer in plastic containers and spliffs on the grass. It could only mean one thing - music festival. Yes summer officially arrived for eight thousand festival goers last Sunday at the Garden Party situated in Ballinlough Castle, Co. Westmeath. A well laid out venue with four music tents, an enchanted garden and excellent food options all around, the first major music fest of the summer did not disappoint.

First band on the menu were New Zealand's finest purveyors of the Dub/Electro scene - Fat Freddy's Drop. Scheduled at the ridiculously early slot of 4:30 to 5:30 a crowd of approx 1000 people were present at the Live tent to witness what was to be the standout show of the day. Given the withdrawl of other big name acts like the Toots and Nightmares on Wax it was a real shame that the organisers hadn't anticipated the crowd reaction and given the Wellington seven piece a longer slot. Cries of one more tune were to be heard at the unusually early time of 5:30 when they drew to a close.

With a 45 minute wait to the next act on the live stage Aim, it was time to visit the Greenhouse which was heaving to the beats of the Scratch Perverts. The chemical kids were shirtless and giving it socks up the front and didn't look the pace was going to ease up anytime soon. Checking out the much larger Pogo dance tent, Frech DJ's Alex Gopher and Etienne Crecy were on the decks and entertaining the yet very small crowd with banging tunes of the more IDM nature.

Yet due to the lack of big name acts and musical variety the multitudes remained outside on the grass happy guzzling beer and generally just enjoying the sun. Following the frantic realisation that we could hear Little Fluffy Clouds from outside the main tent, we legged inside to enjoy The Orb's visually entertaining 75 minute set. By 10pm excited crowds were really getting into the swing of things and it looked like it was going to be one hell of a rollercoaster ride to the finish. But alas no! The facists had decided to close the bar at 10pm. Suffice to say I was not alone in being shocked and midly perturbed.



A very disappointing Asian Dub Foundation on the main stage did little to lift the spirits. Two alcohol free hours and two coffees later, the remainder of the night was seen out with a visit to Carl Craig in the Greenhouse tent and the last hour of 2 Many DJ's in the Pogo tent. Carl Craig and Tony Richardson before him put on a great set, while 2 Many DJ's did exactly what they said on the tin. A fun party like performance but far from a life changing musical journey. But the lack of alcohol or otherwise could not keep feet of lead shifting their weight from one hoof to the other. A quick look back at the main stage saw Groove Armada's Andy Cato playing to a few hundred punters. Nobody seemed bothered and I can't say I blame them.

And with that the days festivities drew to a close and the crowds dutifully retired to pitch tents, skull a few tinnies and blast music out of car stereos into the wee hours. Everyone seemed content with the days work, refelcting more than it was great to be at an outdoor festival in such glorious weather rather than any mesmerising musical performances. The organisers have plenty to improve on for next year but there is the making of a solid annual festival there should such events transpire. Roll on the summer and festivals galore to come!

Dae

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Back To The Forwards



With the prospect of three very long Saturdays, each starting at 8:35am, ahead for Irish sports fans, Ireland and NZ announced their respective teams for the first test at Waikato Stadium this morning. I for one as a man from the North West feel cleansed to have some top class rugby to watch where I'm not feeling just a little guilty about jumping aboard someone else's bandwagon.

Ireland Team:


Horan Flannery Hayes
DO'C PO'C
Best Leamy Wallace

Stringer
RO'G
D'Arcy
BO'D

Trimble Horgan
Murphy

Replacements:
Rory Best
Bryan Young
Mick O'Driscoll
Keith Gleeson
Isaac Boss
Denis Hickie
Girvan Dempsey



NZ Team:

Dermody Mealamu Hayman
Jack Rawlinson
Hollah So'oialo McCaw

Kelleher
McAllister
Mauger
Nonu

Rokocoko Howlett
Muliaina

Replacements:
Anton Oliver
Neemia Tialata
Troy Flavell
Jerome Kaino
Jimmy Cowan
David Hill
Scott Hamilton


First things that struck me were Best at Blindside Flanker for Ireland and the strength of the All Blacks' starting line up. On reflection, Best is probably a good choice, I thought it likely Wallace might move across to 6 and Gleeson come in at Openside. However, using Best allows Wallace to stay in his favoured position. Maybe this switch will be deployed at some stage as Gleeson is among the replacements.

From reading the NZ press over the past week or so I think many over there expected Kaino and Flavell to also make their debuts on the starting 15, so there's maybe a respectful nod to the Irish challenge from the All Blacks selectors in starting Hollah and Jack.

The other thing that I noted from last week's mumblings from both camps was that some of the NZ staff were talking about improving their all round game, and their maul in particular was singled out. Couple this with Ireland actively trying to evolve to a more ball in hand game and there is more than a touch of irony about the shape of the respective gameplans, superficially at least.

For me, this is a massive game for the Irish tight five. The only part of the pitch where we possibly have some daylight between the opposing players in their respective positions are the locks, particularly with Rawlinson debuting there for NZ. So, O'Connell and O'Callaghan (aided by more of the same accuracy from Flannery in the lineout) need to make an impact on the game. Conversely, the front row in the tight exchanges is possibly where Ireland will be most vulnerable. It will take a monumental effort from these three Irish players to cling to parity there.

Flannery got a hard lesson in scrummaging 'smarter' against France in that 6N match earlier this season, and he has used this new found nous to good effect in games against more brutish front row oppenents in The Heineken Cup since. Ireland and Flannery in particular have to be as cute as the referee's humour will allow.

Also, we've got some real in-form quality on the bench in the guise of O'Driscoll, Gleeson and Dempsey. I'd like to see at least O'Driscoll and Gleeson used in an agressive manner, not as a last resort. Should Murphy have one of his 'mental block' days or Trimble find it too hot in the kitchen, I'd like to see Dempsey used.

As the players are all too well aware, a heavy defeat in the first test torpedos the whole tour, I'm sure they'll be busting a gut like never before to give us a performance to be proud of.

Just remember the oval balls on the day lads.



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Saturday, June 03, 2006 

London's heaving (a nothing, mix 'n mash post)

It's happy clappy pop, but goddamn it 'tis the weather for it. Listen to the Guillemots' Train to Brazil for some fun.


Guillemots - Train to Brazil


Another song you can listen to in this post is in reference to Fergal from Tuppenceworth's post about Bobbie Gentry's Ode to Billy Joe. He says: "In fact, it is an example of one of my favourite types of records, those that are so utterly at odds with the prevailing rules of pop that they'’ve been and gone from the charts before you realise just how very peculiar they were." Couldn't have put it better myself.


Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billy Joe


A few observations on London today:
1. It was hot
2. Lots of iced coffee to be seen
3. Black people in the shade
4. White people getting scorched
5. High street shops were "plódaithe le daoine"
6. Oxford Circus was a no-go area
7. London parks are the dog's bollocks
8. Borough Market is the only place to be on a Saturday morning

I leave for the US tomorrow to do a week's work so my posting will be sparse if not non-existent.

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Lazing on a sunny afternoon

Green Park3





Over and Over - Hot Chip


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Friday, June 02, 2006 

My Exam Hell

Exams. We’ve all gone through them. Some may have reached the Junior Cert., some went as far as the Leaving. But lets face it, we’re mostly self-loathing bourgeois nancy boys and girls around here who have invested heavily in the “Human Capital” markets and went on to third level. I think it’s safe to say that nobody likes exams. They are hell. Some people can glide through them happy enough to pass. But most seem to achieve multiple nervous breakdowns in the space of 2-3 weeks while their faces succumb to a bout of stress-induced acne.

What is the purpose of exams? A definition of an exam might look something like this: a time limited exercise in which a person is asked questions about a particular subject in order to gauge their competence. For me though, they frequently become a speed-writing competition in which the person who has the best system of acronymisation does best. This is all the more true in the arts and law faculties where students are expected to write full-blown essays for answers whereas in the more technical subjects like maths and physics it is all graphs and formulae.

Exams don’t teach you anything, they merely assess your ability to remember things and write them down in a pressurised environment. But what is the purpose of education? For me it is as simple as the process of gaining knowledge and skills. But how many here have come out of exams to find a week later everything magically erased from their brain? Whether this is as a result of an intentional effort to erase the painful memories or of heavy drinking, the fact remains that you do not remember what you learned for your exams.

You do, however, remember what you did for your projects/assignments/essays. The research and problem solving experiences that these entail provide the best tools for applying the knowledge you are supposed to be acquiring. After all, this is what you are going to be doing in the real world; applying your knowledge to problems in which you are given time to consider them and approach them in the manner you think best (If you have a boss that comes to you and gives you a random problem to solve in an hour and a half then I pity you). It has got to the stage in my university where some lecturers are freely expressing their dislike for the examinations system. One such lecturer provided the full list of questions we were to receive, word for word. He did this not so the exam would be easy but so we could have time to research and prepare our answers. It is plainly obvious that the continuous assessment approach is a far superior method of assessing one’s ability.

El Commandant P.


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