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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 

Blogorrah to be sure to be sure


Very much enjoying the relatively recent addition of Blogorrah to the Irish blogosphere. Even if he [Derek O'Connor] did report on Wayne Cronin's post about the L'Oreal Colour Trophy Awards. Bleugh.

Rick O'Shea reckons it's the same Derek O'Connor who writes for TV3's Popcorn.

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Nice curves


It always fascinates me to see the pattern, by hour, of visitors to In Fact, Ah.


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Haka Handbags...



With Ireland's rugby players shortly jetting off on a daunting antipodean tour, Irish rugby fans (and even more so the international players from Ulster and Munster) have had their victory honeymoon periods severly truncated.

I'm sure the Irish players are past the point of fearing any opposition including even the mighty All Blacks in their own back yard, but just in case they need a little levity to loosen up any anxiety at their Limerick training base this morning they need not look far.

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Blog round

Not something we do generally around here but when you're stuck for something to say, just link.

- Twenty gets serious
- Planet Potato posts some stomach churning footage of random murder in the UK
- Back Seat Drivers are three years old. Congrats!
- Tim O'Reilly responds to it@cork
- Journalist Adam Maguire talks about journalism after he says that "the only thing bloggers really get going over is blogs"


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Monday, May 29, 2006 

Playing around with Castpost

Spotted this nifty MP3 streamer on Ray Foley's blog. Unlike many others, it doesn't blow your bandwith because it's hosted on Castpost itself and it's a neat/simple player to use.


Powered by Castpost

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 

Human Rights Lawyers not welcome in Israel

A rather astonishing saga played out last week at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv. Kate Maynard is a solicitor at Hickman & Rose a London based law firm specialising in Criminal and Civil Law. Ms. Maynard travelled to Israel last Wednesday to fulfill an invitation to speak at an international legal conference organised by Avocats Sans Frontières (Lawyers Without Borders) a human rights NGO.

Upon arrival at Ben Gurion Airport Ms. Maynard was immediately detained and subjected to "intensive and intrusive" questioning by Shin Bet. She was detained overnight to await deportation back to The UK. Overnight Ms. Maynard instructed her Israeli lawyer Smadar Ben Nathan to petition the Tel Aviv district court to prevent her deportation and obtain her release from custody so she could speak at the conference and carry out her legitimate legal work for Palestinian clients.

At approximately 7.30am local time on 25 May, Judge Avraham Tal ordered the Israeli authorities to lift the prohibition on Ms Maynard’s entry to Israel, but directed that she be admitted to the country for a limited period of time, cutting her visit short by almost three days.

Under Israeli law deportation can only be justified if a person is a threat to the security of the state. Despite this, the judicial decision arbitrarily curtailed Ms Maynard’s visit and sought to prevent her from meeting Palestinian clients to provide them with up to date details about the progress of their international cases against Israeli war crimes.

As if this decision by the court to curtail Ms. Maynard's time in Israel wasn't perverse enough, Israeli immigration authorities decided that the judge’s ruling was merely a ‘recommendation’ and at about 5.30pm local time on 25 May, the Israeli immigration authorities decided not to follow the recommendation. No reason was provided for this approach, other than ‘security’ and Ms. Maynard was forced to return to The UK immediately.

Kate Maynard and Daniel Machover who is a partner at Hickman & Rose have worked closely with the Palestinian Centre for Human Rights in building evidence of War Crimes carried out in the occupied territories. This work is vital in combating Israeli military impunity.

Ms. Maynard's colleague Daniel Machover spoke at the "Towards Peace and Justice in Palestine and Israel" conference which I attended in April. There, he outlined the case of Doran Almog, a retired IDF general whom Hickman & Rose pursued via Universal Jurisdiction law which compels any country that is a party to the Geneva Convention to spontaenously arrest any War Crimes suspect once he or she sets foot on its territory. Almog was due to fly to The UK last September to speak at an event at Solihull synagogue. The evidence Hickman & Rose helped gather against Almog was so compelling that Bow St. Magistrates Court issued an arrest warrant for Almog on specific charges which constituted War Crimes.

Unfortunately, the Israeli embassy in London got word of the arrest warrant and told Almog not to set foot off the plane, directly interfering with the execution of the arrest warrant. How and why the Israeli embassy offical was allowed through security to meet Almog airside at Heathrow is a matter of speculation. In any case, Almog's plane turned around with him on it and flew back to Israel, thus preventing his arrest by London Metropolitan Police.

In the aftermath of the Almog incident, Jack Straw, then Minister at the Home Office apologised to his Israeli counterpart over the attempted arrest of Almog, an arrest warranted by his own judiciary! The British government is also looking at weakening its own laws on Universal Jurisdiction under intense lobbying from Israel and The US.

Ms. Maynard's wrongful detention and deportation last week is the Israeli government's latest act in securing impunity for its military in carrying out grave breaches of International Law.

Hickman & Rose and The Palestinian Centre for Human Rights joint press release on last week's events is here.

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Boy racers laughing at Gardai

"He overspeeds and he never gets pulled over" sang Morrissey in his 1995 single "Boy Racer". The Celtic Tiger and all that jazz meant that males in their late teens and early twenties were suddenly awash with money. This coupled with a gradual lowering of insurance premiums in recent years has led to the explosion of a boy racer culture here in Ireland.

Before I come across as a complete fuddy duddy, let's get something straight - I'm not against the idea of dedicating yourself to a hobby such as car modification. If that's your bag, well and good. It's the lack of respect for human life that concerns me. The claim that huge numbers of road deaths are attributable to young drivers is backed up by statistics.

Rural Ireland seems to produce more boy racer types than in urban areas. The lure of unpoliced country roads it seems is too much for these car modifiers. Country folk are now used to the sound of booming exhaust pipes and engines late at night. And if you've got a nice big yard, they'll be sure to pay you a visit, doing a few "doughnuts" while they're at it. Walking lonely roads at night time has become a very dangerous pursuit indeed.

And what's being done about this, you might ask? Unfortunately, the Gardai are fully cognisant of the situation but are powerless to tackle the problem. A recent story I heard concerned a boy racer who thought it would be funny to call his local Garda station and tell them he was about to drive past at high speed. The Gardai gave chase but they themselves collided into another vehicle while the boy racer fled the scene.

Recent changes to the NCT criteria allowed testers to fail cars with unauthorised modification. This however has had little impact.

Parents who buy cars for their teenage sons to modify are not without blame. If these young drivers are allowed to continue giving two fingers to the law and show such disrespect for human life, it can only mean that the number of road deaths will increase.

Ultimately however, it is only the law and its keepers who can have any meaningful influence on the situation. Why are UK-registered cars being allowed to take the road in such numbers? Why has the penalty points system failed to put these drivers off the road? Rural communities are pleading with the Gardai to get a grip on the situation to no avail. Until that happens, it'll mean many a restless night for those kept awake by four-inch exhaust pipes.


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Friday, May 26, 2006 

In Fact, Ah press release

Notice is hereby given to all Internet users out there that In Fact, Ah have applied for a trademark for the terms Internet and Blog. Over a brainstorming session with my first class friends back in 1986, we tied together two fishing nets and called it an Internet. When bringing home turf with my family, I mistakenly called the mountain a blog.

So any nerds in Cork who so much as whisper these words at their little get together in June will be served with cease and desist letters from our solicitors.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 

The state of the Irish economy

The ever insightful and engaging David McWilliams yesterday produced some very interesting facts about our economy in the Independent

- Microsoft, Dell and Intel account for 20% of our GDP
- 72% of all exports came from two sectors; the pharmachem and computer industries
- multi-nationals account for 87.6% of Irish exports, but only 100,000 people work for multi-nationals as opposed to 1.9m people working in the rest of the economy
- of the remaining 12% of exports, 8% come from the agricultural sector. Domestic firms account for 4% of overall exports in this country

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Bloc Party





Thanks to Nialler for this heads up.

Fingers crossed!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 

Puberty at 35

Suzy has one of the more fascinating posts of the year here. She is to be commended for her frankness.


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For Whom the Bell Annoys

What do you do at 12 midday or 6 every evening? Bow your head? Look solemnly to the sky? Or perhaps you take a wild swing at the radio or TV, that detestable contraption that is emitting the annoyance that is the Angelus? I have expressed my distaste for this Irish institution on many occasions only to be accused of intolerance. I am not going to engage in a type of ‘in this day and age’ argument; I am more exercised by the public broadcaster’s promotion, or having any hand, act or part in facilitating religious practices.

One of the ideals of any republic is a commitment to religious freedom. Fine. However, another of these ideals is the complete separation of church and state. For years the Irish state has granted the church an incredible degree of involvement in public affairs, from the scandal that was Noel Browne’s ‘Mother and Child Scheme’ to de Valera’s consultations with the bishops for the 1937 constitution. Incidentally, the preamble to that constitution, which I am not so sure many are aware of reads as follows:

“In the Name of the Most Holy Trinity, from Whom is all authority and to Whom, as
our final end, all actions both of men and States must be referred,
We, the people of Éire,
Humbly acknowledging all our obligations to our Divine Lord, Jesus Christ…Do
hereby adopt, enact, and give to ourselves this Constitution.”

Some republic. To be fair, things have improved. The church no longer wields the influence it once did. This can be primarily attributed to the liberal sentiments of the 1960’s and 1970’s coupled with the child abuse scandals. However, we still have the remnants of this influence deeply embedded in our public broadcaster. Not one for frequently agreeing with any type of US policy, foreign or domestic, I find myself whole-heartedly supporting their stance on church-state relations i.e. no relation whatsoever.

What makes this situation even more absurd is the recent debate surrounding Section 20 of the Broadcasting ACT 1960 which states:

“The Authority shall not accept any advertisement which is directed towards any
religious or political end or has any relation to any industrial dispute”.

In the past year this act has been used to ban an advertisement by the National Consumer Agency calling for consumer opinions on the Groceries Order and an advertisement by human rights NGO’s hosting a conference in Kildare. How these ads could have been deemed political is beyond me, but as noted by Kitty Holland in today’s Irish Times, RTE seems to be getting stricter on this issue. The salient question then emerges: could the Angelus or the evening prayer that comes on around midnight be judged advertisements? Probably not. But the paradox of banning advertisements with a political or religious motivation while the Angelus continues to ring out via our national broadcaster is laughable.

El Commandant P.

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Gentlemen...



Recently a friend pointed me in the direction of this article titled "The Shaving Cream Racket"

My skin and shaving have never sat in perfect harmony. I've bought the most expensive blades, tried all the shaving foams and gels and always shaved directly after a hot shower as dictated by all the advice out there.

Still, and even shaving with a lot of care, I would nick myself regularly. At the very least particularly my neck would be left raw and red and generally not very healthy looking.

Because of all this heartbreak of the past ten years or so, I was willing to take a step into the breach and try the suggestions in the article I linked to above.

This meant shaving after a hot shower as I have always done, but with no shaving foam. Nothing. Nada. Just a wet face.

I'm three weeks in now and the difference is amazing. I'm using the bog standard blades instead of the uber-expensive ones for my razor, I'm shaving without any real care put into it and in half the time. I have vastly less nicks or shaving cuts, and most importantly my skin is much less unhealthily red looking and sore on my neck.

I couldn't help but share this little bit of life changing information. If you're going to try it, give it a chance, first few days are unnerving because you're so trained to think the shaving foam is protecting your skin, and I imagine it took my skin a few days to a week at least to recover from the damage that shaving foam had been doing to it.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 

Blog Idol

As you can tell from the dearth of posts here, In Fact, Ah (well, me anyway) seems to have lost its blogging mojo. Personally, I feel all blogged out. I'm not going to post one of those "I'm thinking of quitting" entries like some others have gratuitously done in the past. Fishing for some sort of praise ("No, don't go") is not what this is about. And I've decided that I'm not going to quit. But let's just say, we could do with a bit of impetus around here.

That's why I'm inviting any of the people who visit here regularly, either as a reader or blogger, to come and write with us if they so wish.

Of course, we reserve the right to terminate your time with us should we see fit. Mail the address in the sidebar if you're interested. And don't be worried about whether you'll be capable of writing - we've been winging it this far.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 

Hyperbole falls short

Munster




Blessed. That's what Irish rugby fans have been in the past few years. Blessed to have had such spiritual leaders and party-makers who make a mockery of all logic, reasonable punditry and prediction. Played by so few at senior level in this country, it seemed impossible that any province would have had any chance of winning the Heineken Cup when it was inaugurated in 1995. But possible it has been on three occasions, and finally a definite when 19 brave Munster men (18 + crowd as extra player) went to Cardiff adamant in their heads that anything short of success would have had nay-sayers repeating the old chestnut that Irish teams lack killer instinct.

I have to admit that I was a Hookite in my fears before the match. Not fully convinced that I could boast about being a Munster man after the 80 minutes, my thoughts were dogged by a Neil Francis-like negativity that would not have abated even if Mary Harney had taped her ears and performed stretches on the sideline. Let's pause to reflect on Mary Harney at tight head ..... Enough! Her efforts are urgently required elsewhere at the moment.

Jingle-jangle, jingle-jangle went the nerves in the last quarter of the match. Ryle Nugent, the bollocks, filliped my negativity when he announced that it looked "ominous". How dare he jeopardise the mood? In Fact, Ah was surround by anything up to 15,000 fans in Limerick city who really didn't need to hear that. But will being will, we should have known there was never going to be any denying the Reds who were fuelled by prayers, shouts of "Heave!", and the gnashing of finger nails around the globe.

The Munster forwards' effulgent performance in the first half changed the landscape of the match dramatically. Records will show that Munster do better with the opposition at the submissive end of a lead. And but for a incorrect decision to award a try to Bibade in the third minute, that lead would have been even greater. In the scrum and lineout, Munster were untouchable. O'Gara was finding the line with great accuracy. Leamy, O'Callaghan and O'Connell were creating a fantastic platform. Halstead refocused minds with his try in the 16th minute. Little Stringer skirted the scrum and ran down the bizarrely deserted piece of turf that should have been occupied by Bobo to score a try that required Munster fans to have a two-second rethink of what just happened. Did he really just do that?

All things considered, Munster were happy at half time.

But the left boot of Yachvili was always going to cut Munster nails back another 3/8s of an inch in the second half. He mercilessly kicked Biarritz to within one point of Munster. That's when that bollocks Nugent piped up. We're all thinking it, but please don't verbalise it Ryle. Luckily for the cardiac unit in the Regional Hospital, O'Gara kicked one last penalty that meant it was going to take more than a drop goal or penalty for Biarritz to snatch it. The Munster line did not look like it was going to be breached since Kelly was handed off for the Biarritz try.

At the final whistle, those All Black players of '78 breathed a sigh of relief. Now we can raise a generation of young Munster fans who are dedicated to emulating a definable achievement in the form of a trophy and not a labelless success as was achieved over New Zealand. In Fact, Ah got to speculating after the match that this is probably the greatest success for any Irish team playing on a professional, European/world stage. Then again, it was a day when even hyperbole didn't suffice.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 

Music Bits and Bobs

This week I'm listening to;

Mice Parade (How did it take me so long to realise how good this guy is)
Art Brut (Rock and Roll for the kids!)
Broken Social Scene (In preparation for the gig this Thursday in Vicar St)
Ellen Allien & Apparat (Grade A, IDM)
Nathan Fake (because pitchfork said so)

Also check out this extensive interview with Sufjan Stevens, the man responsible for the finest album of 2005.

As I mentioned above Broken Social Scene are playing in Vicar St tomorrow night. This much anticipated gig is now sold out but Infactah & Co. have been armed with tickets from way back. Doors open at 8pm and the band should be on stage by half past. If the gig is even half as good as their last performance in Dublin it is sure to be a memorable night.

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The ugly re-birth of the Bantustan in Palestine

Following the recent swearing in of Ehud Olmert as Israel’s new prime minister, no time has been wasted by his new office in vigorously setting forth its vision for the region. Last month one of Olmert’s senior aides said they would complete their plan to impose a border in the West Bank by the end of US President George W Bush's term in 2008.

Since the recent democratic Palestinian Authority (PA) elections it has long become a triteness to say the Palestinians returned Hamas to power in protest at the lack of progress on any substantive issues affecting ordinary Palestinians during the previous years under the rule of Fatah. Arafat went as PLO chairman, Abbas arrived yet still there was no substantive engagement from the Israelis. This was despite a willingness on the Palestinian side both at the PA and the PLO to discuss a two state solution recognising Israel.

The stalemate in which Hamas’ recent victory gestated was at least as much down to Israeli intransigence as Palestinian militancy. It is hard to believe that the SharonOlmert entity (which we can from now on refer to by just the successor’s name) and powerbase were not content to see the stalemate prolonged. It was secure in the knowledge that the Palestinian people's likely and realistic option for alternative government was Hamas. It is surely not difficult, particularly for Irish readers, to appreciate how political stagnation, poverty and daily hardship foment skewed support for political extremes.

The travail of occupation on the majority of the decent Palestinian population in the West Bank is something suffered quite distinctly from the blood shed by both Israeli and Palestinians civilians due to the extreme violence perpetrated by both sides. It is no surprise that moderate Palestinians in large numbers voted for a change, however extreme the ideology behind the new visage of authority.

Whether you are prepared to accept a Machiavellian hand by Israeli policy in the election of Hamas or not, one thing cannot be denied. The assumption of power by Hamas has in many ways played right into Olmert’s hands. On the twin caterpillar tracks of ‘No Palestinian Partner for Peace’ and a sympathetic coterie in Washington (until 2008 at least) the time was ripe to bulldoze international political consensus (broad enough to even include lip service from President Bush) the UN, The International Committee of The Red Cross, Amnesty International and the International Court of Justice and erect their unilateral solution in concrete and razor wire.

Firstly, to try to portray Olmert in some context I would like to go back no further than 2003. In an interview with Nahum Barnea, senior political editor of the leading Israeli newspaper Yediot Aharonot Olmert had his Kairotic moment (please excuse my obscure pun). This interview marked Olmert’s public unveiling of his political masterplan.

"Above all hovers the cloud of demographics… It will come down on us not in the end of days, but in just another few years".

"We are approaching a point where more and more Palestinians will say: 'There is no place for two states between the Jordan and the sea. All we want is the right to vote.' The day they get it, we will lose everything."

"I shudder to think that liberal Jewish organizations that shouldered the burden of the struggle against apartheid in South Africa will lead the struggle against us."

"Disengagement is a response to certain demographic realities... Within a few years, due to the higher Arab birth rate, Jews will become a minority in the area between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea. I don't want [Israel] to be South Africa because we don't believe in apartheid. We simply have to separate from the Palestinians so that we can control our own destinies."


A few days before this interview, Sharon was due to give the annual speech at the grave site of Israel's founder, David Ben-Gurion. Sharon had to pull out due to illness, so the opportunity fell to Olmert to fill the vacancy. Speaking in the Negev's Sde Boker kibbutz, Olmert said of Ben-Gurion "the greatness of Ben-Gurion was not just his capability to lift a vision of generations to the sky, but also to limit what was possible to the circumstances of time." Olmert went on to quote Ben-Gurion: "'When it was a question of all the land without a Jewish state or a Jewish state without all the land, we chose a Jewish state without all the land.'"

In an attempt to pre-empt the shocking revelations of his personal intentions for giving up, at least temporarily, on the moderate Zionist ideal of a Jewish state between the Jordan and the Mediterranean he sought to emphasise Ben-Gurion’s "pragmatism".

The situation could not have been more grave in Olmert’s eyes and he was now prepared to articulate his fears in public. Olmert’s analysis is hard to argue with. Israel had to choose between being a democractic state and a Jewish state in the not too distant future. The demographic trends would, in short order, have left Jews a minority in a combined Israel and occupied territories. It was only a matter of time before Palestinian policy would revert to demanding a secular one state solution where every person had an equal vote, regardless of race, ethnicity or religion. This would mean the death of Ben Gurion’s dream and with it The Jewish state of Israel before it reached its sixtieth birthday.

The Wall is the facilitator for overcoming this unthinkable nightmare for Zionists. It re-draws the borders of a two state solution in the optimum manner for Israel, annexing strategic assets and colonies in the West Bank behind the internationally recognized Green Line which is the border of the West Bank and fragmenting any future Palestinian State beyond real viability.

The side effects of The Wall on ordinary Palestinians was summarized in The UN’s latest report on the issue:

…it is difficult to overstate the humanitarian impact of the Barrier. The route inside the West Bank severs communities, people’s access to services, livelihoods and religious and cultural amenities

As of May 2004, the footprint of The Wall and its concomitant exclusion area has razed 102,320 Palestinian olive and citrus trees, 75 acres of greenhouses and miles of irrigation network. The Wall’s footprint also claimed an important market in the village of Nazlat Issa which was destroyed by the Israeli Defence Forces (IDF) in 2003, including more than 150 shops/stalls and some houses. This market was a vibrant centre for commerce for the whole of the Northern West Bank and supported the livelihood of hundreds of Palestinian families.



 



The third group affected by The Wall after those on the East of it and those who were in the footprint of it, are those now isolated on the western, Israeli side of the wall, but still within the West Bank/Green line. This group is estimated to consist of up to 280,000 people by a report to the UN Commission on Human Rights undertaken by John Dugard a South African Law Professor, which also concluded "This is likely to lead to a new generation of refugees or internally displaced people".

In October 2003, this region between The Wall and the Green Line was declared a special military area by Israel. Although Israelis and all Jews regardless of nationality can enter the region unhindered, Palestinians can enter only with special permits even if they are residents of Arab villages in the region. Many living in this no-man’s land who tried to obtain permits were refused them, their houses then became eligible for demolition and many were forced to become refugees for a second or third time. This issue of permits is a tool used with particular zeal in the ethnic cleansing of East Jerusalem and its suburbs which are now, by some distance, in the no-man’s land between the proposed route of The Wall and internationally accepted borders for a Palestinian State, that is, the Green Line.

The creation of this no-man’s land has aided Israel in its policy of moving highly polluting industry, including chemical processing, to the West Bank. Here it is free from Labor, Environmental and Health and Safety laws and has access to a captive supply of labor. This means the industries can pollute the West Bank land at will, endanger the workers health as they choose, and grant the workers minimal recompense as the Palestinians have little other option for a livelihood. Palestinians’ traditional industry of agriculture is made unviable by fertile land and water source annexation and restricted movement from their urban areas to their agricultural land, as can be demonstrated unambiguously in Qalqilya an urban centre of 40,000 plus inhabitants surrounded by (but now separated from) some of the West Bank’s most fertile land.

Despite all this, The Wall is marketed as a passive, benign defensive structure, built along internationally accepted borders of a future Israeli and Palestinian State. This is one of many ethereal yet generally accepted idioms created by Israel and its supporters in this conflict. When most people in Europe or The US conceive of this in their minds eye, they see something like this:









Unfortunately, the reality of what Israel has already put in place and plans to put in place in the near future is radically different from the easy to comprehend line on a map we see above. Alarmingly, the immediate humanitarian impact of the construction of the wall I have spoken about above may not be the most sinister or lasting result of its realisation. The most striking impact of the wall over the medium to long term will be its role in Israel’s demographic solution to Zionism’s unthinkable nightmare which Olmert elucidated with such nationalistic fervor in his watershed interview with Yedioth Aharonot.

As imposing and brutally crude an instrument as The Wall is, it is only a piece of the jigsaw when it comes to the enforced fragmentation of Palestinian land. Extensive Israeli colonies built on West Bank land which is internationally recognized as the land for a future Palestinian State must be taken into account. Even considering these, a clear picture does not emerge until you also factor in the ‘Settler’ highways which have been built all over the West Bank. These roads connect Israeli colonies in the West Bank and are exclusively for the use of Israelis living in these colonies. It is as if a lattice of highways was constructed somewhere else and superimposed on top of the West Bank. These highways are walled on each side and the network they make up is completely separated from Palestinian roads. The Palestinian roads run below the network connecting the colonies, beneath tunnels and flyovers that make effective conduits in which the Israelis can niggardly control Palestinian movement via checkpoints.

Thus with the triumvirate of the The Wall, the "settler’s" highway network and the Israeli colonies which are not to be dismantled under Olmert’s plan, the Israeli policy of fragmentation of the West bank is achieved comprehensively and with a degree of obfuscation. The Wall by its gross vulgarity manages to mask the equal role the “settler” highway network and colonies themselves play in bluntly dismembering the West Bank. These three instruments of geographical demarcation together form a systematic and tightly coupled web which carves up the West Bank into ghettos. Because of the three separate instruments employed and the fact that two of them enjoy a cloak of normalcy and benevolent functionality (the colonies as housing and the highway network as transport infrastructure) the true vista of ghettoisation on the ground for Palestinians is quite opaque to the general public in Europe or The US.

Freedom, never mind ease, of movement within the West Bank is one of the most marked and socially debilitating casualties of this ghettoisation. "Terminals" in Israeli speak have to be negotiated several times daily by ordinary Palestinians going about their lives at huge inconvenience and humiliation, as you can see for yourself. You can photograph a tank, a wall, razor wire or any other implement of occupation, you can count injuries and death, you can measure economic impact in GDP, but how do you quantify incessant daily subjugation and humiliation of an entire people?

We have seen similar means used to achieve the end of a demographic solution in the recent past. Bantustans were enclaves or ghettos created in apartheid South Africa under the National Party. Their aim was similar to the aims of the Zionists in Israel today. This aim is to re-constitute the demographic make up of the land so that a certain ethnic background is a majority in the principal state by creating ghettos independent of the principal State where people of the other ethnic background are forced or coerced to live. The fragmented nature of the Bantustans in South Africa made them unviable as a sovereign State as they were completely dependant on the principal state for their existence. This left the Bantustans in the hands of a corrupt ruling elite drawn from its own people.

Please see the maps below which are a good effort at depicting the labyrinthine logistic elements within which these contemporary Bantustans manifest themselves, the "settler" road network first and below, The Wall. Both maps show the third element, Israeli colonies in the West Bank:





 







 






To conclude, I’d like to adduce more Israeli government thinking to answer a common viewpoint adopted by supporters of The Wall. Namely, that the ‘facts on the ground’ don’t prejudice the outcome of a possible two state solution at any time in the future.

Israeli Minister of Defence Sha’ul again interviewed in Yedioth Aharonot newspaper in 2004, when asked what will the borders of a Palestinian State be.

"It is more apt to ask what the borders of the State of Israel will be…It is The Settlement Blocs, including the Jordan Valley and the Gav ha Har Settlements. Jerusalem will be the Capital of Israel and not divided…Israel is taking a step to shape a new reality. Disengagement will continue after Gaza. Together with the fence in Judea and Samaria (The West Bank) it will bring a strategic achievement, enforce real negotiations and coexistence in defensible borders…A Palestinian State is essential for us. Today there are 10 million people between the (Meditteranean) Sea and the (Jordan) River, half of them Jews. In 2020 there will be 16 million, only 40% of them Jews."

This Bantustanisation of the Palestinian people is a solution to a nightmare for Zionists which would persist if there wasn’t an ounce of bomb making know how, or a single bullet in the hands of a Palestinian. It is the wombs of Palestinian women which have threatened the inherently prejudicial state of Israel to the point where it is prepared to grossly debase itself in its treatment of the Palestinian people and leave this open wound on humanity.

This haunting reflection of history can be seen in every window on Palestinian life today if you look intently enough:




 




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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 

Da Lunacy






Reports are coming in from far and wide regarding the backlash from the world's Roman Catholics against The Da Vinci code, including boycotts, legal challenges, attempts to block or shorten screenings and even hunger strikes! More here.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 

Da Gleeson Review

I, for one, am looking forward to watching The Da Vinci Code next week. So to whet our appetites, The View is reviewing the movie tomorrow night (Tuesday 16th) on RTE 1 at 11.35pm with Sinead Gleeson proffering her take on it.

And no, she didn't ask me to post this. It's just that she's the worst self-promoter ever.

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Soap operas: a menace to intelligent society

Not quite on the same scale of the dystopic worlds portrayed by Huxley or Orwell, but Walford, Emmerdale, Carrickstown and Weatherfield are pretty bleak places to live in. The people living there invariably seem to be trapped in low-paid employment, have no prospects, are manic depressives or, worse still, are content with their awful existence. They say art imitates life. We can only therefore deduce that these half hour shows do not fit the just aforementioned definition.

I only have time for the old fashioned Imperial Leather or Lifebuoy soaps and not the soma-type that so many seem to be addicted to. The top four (Corrie, Emmerdale, Eastenders and Fair City) account for a whopping nine hours of prime time television every week. And they consistently draw the biggest audiences according to the TAM ratings. Since Bill Roche cut a dashing figure in black and white all those years ago, soap plot lines have been the starting point for many a discussion. The massive following of soaps was demonstrated when thousands of viewers wore "Free Deirdre Rashid" t-shirts in support of the gaoled sinew-throated whiner.

So what's the big attraction? One could posit that viewers can attain solace from watching the misfortunes of even more miserable fuckers. It's a manifestation of shadenfreude at its best. Modern day soaps are just a substitute for the real-life dramas that people tapped into on their street corners every day before the incarnation of Coronation Street.

This post wasn't meant to be some sort of sententious expression of a superior-than-though unwillingness to watch thrash TV. Indeed, I've watched a fair share in my time. There's a place and time for watching no-brainer shows but not for nine hours a week in lieu of any other sort of enterprising life activity.

But I can't bear to watch soaps. The two-dimensional onscreen simpletons that I'm supposed to relate to disgust me. No, the scriptwriters who mould the Peggy Mitchells and the Bela Doyles disgust me. Introduce a black character and they usually end up being a criminal, create a gay character and they'll be a huge Kylie fan, install a character with a mental illness and they'll most likely turn out to be a serial killer. All of these soaps should really only have white characters because by trying to be inclusive of all minority groups, the writers' ineptitude does them an injustice.

What is more serious is that soap operas can become a sort of behavioural model for some of its viewers. A study performed by Dr Sarah Coine from the University of Central Lancashire, revealed that there is growing evidence so suggest that violence on screen does increase aggression in real life. To quote the Independent from two years ago, "She found that 92 per cent of the programmes had scenes of indirect aggression, such as characters spreading rumours, talking behind other people's backs or betraying a friend to get on."

Nine hours a week is a lot of time to waste every week. Then again, they could do worse - these people could all be blogging.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 

Sissoko

Did you ever want to support a team?





You'll Never Walk Alone.

Superior living through sport via Liverpool Football Club.

C'mon Munster.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 

Dublin blogger meetup Saturday 13th (tomorrow)

Himself over at mulley.net is in town tomorrow and is suggesting a meetup for some drinks tomorrow evening at around 8 o'clock. We have a few takers. I have suggested Mulligans. Anyone else?

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Si Schroeder @ Crawdaddy May 11th

"Do you wanna come and check out this Irish band Si Schroeder", I was asked the other day.
"Where are they form?" I said
"Dublin"
"Who do they sound like?"
"Spiritualized but with quirky electronic samples"
"Okay I'm mildly interested but how did you find out about them? They're not your workmates, brothers, fifth band since Christmas are they?"

"No way, Donal Dineen has had them on heavy rotation the last few nights, these guys are good!"

So off to Crawdaddy I headed last night to see if the latest darlings of the Indie music scene in Dublin could muster a decent performance. And deliver, they most certainly did.

With waves of guitars, whispy drums and the lead singer's muffled voice, the comparisons with Spiritualized are easily met. A bunch of nerdy but talented musicians, the array of sound and smart composition was certainly impressive. Combining glossy electronic samples with edgy guitar riffs, most of the songs followed a similar sweet melodic intro, building smoothly to a well rounded finish but where Spiritualized soar into supersonic oblivion, Si Schroeder don't quite reach the same epic highs. This is probably not their intention and thankfully they focused on what they do very well - combining melodic instrumental sounds with deft electro samples and beats.

These guys certainly earned my admiration. We need more Irish acts like this to excite the local music scene.


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Mmmm

Barcelona Market
Mercat de Sant Josep/ La Boqueria

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 

Greatest Debut of them All

Indifferent as I am to the meteoric rise of the Arctic Monkeys, it has been noted that the recently released Whatever You Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not has become the fastest selling debut of all time. Their catchy blend of pop rock neither intrigues me nor induces the nauseating effects of the Coldplay X and Y variety. However, as I occasionally like to torture myself with utterly futile and insoluble conundrums I ask myself the following: ‘What is the greatest debut album of them all?'

Being an entirely personal question, the criteria on which you choose your album will determine its chances of making it to the top of the list. Will you choose an album on the merit of being historically ground breaking material for its time? Jimi Hendrix's Are you Experienced comes to mind. Or pick one that evokes sentimentalities of a certain time and place that was joyous to you. Could it be the fact that the album is as relevant and as fresh today as the first time you played it on tape, vinyl or cd. Or does every track just simply have you bouncing off the walls time and time again?

If you are to judge each debut album by its individual merit, rather than the promise they show or the cultural earthquake they foreshadow then there shall be no place for The Beatles Please Please Me or Pink Floyd's The Pipers At the Gates of Dawn. Along with the self titled openers from The Smiths The Smiths and The Clash's The Clash these amazing albums have stood the test of time admirably but would hardly be considered anything near these artists defining work. Whereas The Who The Who sings my generation, The Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks and Led Zepplin's self titled opener all come much closer to this accolade. Or you may be endeared to more modern day classics such as Interpol's Turn on the Bright Lights or the Arcade Fire's Funeral.

If not of the stadium rock persuasion you may prefer Bjorks aptly titled Debut or Portishead's Dummy. Leftfield's Leftism may have consumed you for a number of years for the truly remarkable work it is. If its Reggae you like it could be Bob Marley's Catch a Fire, or the softer more melodic Closing Time by Tom Waits or Nick Drake's Five Leaves Left might do it. And while the most successful selling debuts of all time make slightly depressing reading, the name dropping of possible contenders to this throne could continue for hours unabated. Ten, Appetite for Destruction, Tubular Bells, SurferRosa, Space Oddity, Here come the Warm Jets, The Doors, Unknown Pleasures, Silent Alarm, I Just Can't Stop It, Velvet Underground and Nico, Blue Lines, You forgot it in People, Grace, Bring It On.....but to name a few.

Whatever you choose, the album should be one that resonates with you anytime you stick it on, track after track after track. You should be able to pick it up twenty years from now and enjoy it as much. My choice album is unquestionaly the self titled 1989 masterpiece released by the Stone Roses. A predictable choice I admit but without question one of my favourite albums of all time. From the opening classic 'I Wanna Be Adored' straight through to its breathtaking conclusion with 'I am the Resurrection' this 48:48 minute 11 track work of genius, is for me music at its magical best. And without a doubt the Greatest Debut of them All.

Dae


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Chess at Plaça Catalunya

Chess



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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 

Devil hands the terrorist a bomb

Sagrada Familia


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Monday, May 08, 2006 

Poor Spurs




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Friday, May 05, 2006 

God sticks around a while longer

Having signed a temporary six month contract for Liverpool in January, news arrived today that Robbie is staying for another season. This has made for an excellent start to my weekend.

Now all we need to do is get him some class to play alongside.

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Do not go gentle into that good night

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

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Thursday, May 04, 2006 

Imagine This

After years of failed politics George Bush has decided to ditch the day job to pursue a career in hip hop. His first release is a cover of John Lennon's 1960's hippie anthem 'Imagine'. Following weeks of vocal coaching from 50 Cent and media advice from Simon Cowell, GW is set to take the pop world by storm. The stunning video produced by talented Irish visual artist John Callaghan depicts George as a simple man, dedicated to achieving peace through out the world. Get it while its hot here (by scrolling down ot the video clip). I can't wait for the album to be released.

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Wednesday, May 03, 2006 

One for the diaries...

24th February 2007 5:30p.m., Croke Park, Ireland -v- England.

It's hard not to get a little excited at the prospect already.

2007 Six Nations fixtures in full.

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Butterfly Explosion @ The Roisin Dubh April 27th






I went along to see Butterfly Explosion in The Roisin Dubh in Galway last Thursday night. Despite the imminent arrival of exam time The Roisin had a good crowd in and Evil Harrisons from Dundalk did a good job of warming up the crowd before the Butterflies Exploded.

I'd seen Butterfly Explosion a couple of times in 2005 in Dublin while they were still in their embryonic phase gig-wise. Their performances since, three in New York, two at SXSW in Texas and the Thursday previous to this one in London have obviously stood them in good stead. They ripped through their set with considerable gusto.

The opener was Car Park, a crunching post-rock instrumental which is my personal favourite of their songs so far. The guitar therein wails as intensely as a Banshee with a fork stuck in her eye. They followed this up with the also yet to be released Next Year which is undoubtedly their most accessible song to date, it's a slice of boy/girl vocal pop bliss, backed up by propulsive drums and searing guitar which brands itself on your brain from the first listen.

The middle of the set was made up of some of their earlier tracks, including impressive performances of Chemistry, Vision and Sophia. They rounded off the set in fine style with what may be one of their most distinctive tracks, Score (listen on myspace), which builds and builds along a gorgeous synth line into a delirious frenzy.

The sizeable crowd lapped it up and gave Butterfly Explosion a very enthusiastic welcome to The West, hopefully they'll return soon.

You can catch Butterfly Explosion at the IMRO Showcase in The Sugar Club, tomorrow night Thursday 4th May. Easily recommended.

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Tuesday, May 02, 2006 

Scrap e-voting

Before launching any product on any market, the vendor needs to convince the consumer of its worth. No other product on the market rivals it in terms of price, efficiency, usability blah, blah, blah. Without first-hand use of the product, the consumer needs to be hit with a barrage of PR, marketing and advertising. Any pre-launch leak that indicates problems with the product can floor it. Negative word of mouth has a habit of spreading quicker than positive reviews. And if the core functionality of the product is a failure, you're urinating against the prevailing ill wind.

Was all of this a consideration for Martin Cullen, you may well ask? The government needed to sell this product to the citizen. Voting integrity would not be compromised; every vote would be accounted for and greater protection the virtual ballot box was assured. Their product launch did nothing to quell the Chinese whispers that machines could be rigged. At this late stage, the faith of the electorate will never be restored in electronic voting. It's time to scrap the whole project, improve the paper system, tidy up the electoral register and learn from the mistakes that were made.

Everyone is not in agreement however that the project should be shelved. In his Sunday column in the Tribune, Richard Delevan opines that
"The only group of people who benefit from the existing system of paper ballots are the tallymen, who retain their colourful role in Irish political life, and the media, who get to stretch an election into an extra day or two of coverage. Joe Soap gets no added value."

If the assertions of the Independent Commission on Electronic Voting are to be believed, Joe Soap gets poor value from the proposed e-voting machines. He cannot be reassured that electronic "vote early and vote often" doesn't occur by means of hacking. Thankfully, despite the ramshackle handling, I'm glad to see that the government has valued the vote ahead of the Euro. No amount of money wasted on this is as precious as the integrity of the franchise.

Not meaning to pick on Richard's article, but he infers that Ireland's reputation as a world-class environment for doing e-business has been damaged somehow because of the failure of e-voting. He points out that the Revenue Online Service has taxpayers making their tax returns in their droves by electronic means.

"If we can overcome our fears about technology when it comes to our money,
surely we can find a way to do it with our votes.".

This reinforces my opinion that we should not be as carefree with our attitudes towards the right to vote as we are with the Yankee dollar. Money will come and go in these heady Celtic Tiger days, but the vote was given to the Irish people as a consequence of the ultimate sacrifices made some decades ago. Are we to fumble in the greasy till again for the sake of some misspent money?


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Monday, May 01, 2006 

The traditions of the May Day bush and redheads

Being a very traditional lot, the Irish have always acknowledged May day in some form or another.

The tradition of decorating the May bush (whitethorn or hawthorn) or even placing it in the fireplace is now almost extinct however.

Another piseog involved the making of the sign of the cross using butter. This cross was usually made over a cowshed door in the hope that Daisy would keep producing. No fire could be lit on the morning of May day, and if a man lit a pipe he'd have to smoke it before he left the house.

My favourite is the one that if on the way to the fair you encountered a redheaded woman, you had no choice but to retreat home. You were cursed.

How times have changed? Modern May day traditions include smashing the nearest McDonald's window.

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