You can't make this shit up. Jay's alive! He's managed to pull off his greatest magic trick - faking his own death. Turns out that he bribed the Arbour Hill guards and told them to use Liam O'Maonlai instead who was doing time for crimes against music. Jay felt a little bit bad about doing this, so he gave Liam one of those jokey spike-coming-from-your-stomach yokes for pretending you've just been executed on a very tall spire.

We only discovered all of this when Jay rang me on my mobile. He told me how he had jumped onto the back of a lorry and hitched a ride to Rathkeale where he's now planning to keep a low profile while pretending to be a traveller.

So, it all worked out in the end. We celebrated the national religion of Great Edible Chocolate Bunny yesterday by stuffing our faces.

tags:happiness

Published by Colm.