Good Friday in a modern land
Jay's dead. He was executed by impalement on a really expensive spike they erected a few years ago.
They got him on the charge of being an illegal alien. Turns out that Jude snitched and told the cops that Jay's mother had flown in to the country just before she was due to give birth, 35 years ago.
But we all know the real reason why he was taken in. Jay has been a peace activist for years and was arrested some time ago for handcuffing himself to a US soldier who had strayed from Shannon during a stopover. Since then, Governor Ahern's corrupt police force have kept a close eye on Jay's every movement.
That didn't stop Governor Ahern from crying on national TV on the steps of the GPO, wailing at how hard a decision it was for him to condemn Jay to death. Of course the Governor had asked the people from those hallowed steps what their decision was. "What has he done?" said the governor. "He's taken our jobs and is sending home any money he earns", the crowd bayed. The Governor was delighted with this response. At this point, he promised to release the convicted murderers of a police officer.
At this point, Jay was given an orange boiler suit to wear and had to drag an overweight minister in her fat mobile up O'Connell Street so that she could witness the event. He struggled with the weight and fell three times by tripping on some rubble that was left strewn on the street.
Moments later, Jay was impaled. Two enemies of the state were also put on spikes, one on either side of him. They were called "The Catholic Church" and the other was called "The Celtic Tiger". Just before he breathed his last, Jay cried out "The people of this land, why have you abandoned all reason and goodwill?".
Me and the guys went to a lock-in at Ron's to drown our sorrows.
tags:goodfriday
Published by Colm.
They got him on the charge of being an illegal alien. Turns out that Jude snitched and told the cops that Jay's mother had flown in to the country just before she was due to give birth, 35 years ago.
But we all know the real reason why he was taken in. Jay has been a peace activist for years and was arrested some time ago for handcuffing himself to a US soldier who had strayed from Shannon during a stopover. Since then, Governor Ahern's corrupt police force have kept a close eye on Jay's every movement.
That didn't stop Governor Ahern from crying on national TV on the steps of the GPO, wailing at how hard a decision it was for him to condemn Jay to death. Of course the Governor had asked the people from those hallowed steps what their decision was. "What has he done?" said the governor. "He's taken our jobs and is sending home any money he earns", the crowd bayed. The Governor was delighted with this response. At this point, he promised to release the convicted murderers of a police officer.
At this point, Jay was given an orange boiler suit to wear and had to drag an overweight minister in her fat mobile up O'Connell Street so that she could witness the event. He struggled with the weight and fell three times by tripping on some rubble that was left strewn on the street.
Moments later, Jay was impaled. Two enemies of the state were also put on spikes, one on either side of him. They were called "The Catholic Church" and the other was called "The Celtic Tiger". Just before he breathed his last, Jay cried out "The people of this land, why have you abandoned all reason and goodwill?".
Me and the guys went to a lock-in at Ron's to drown our sorrows.
tags:goodfriday
Published by Colm.
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