London's burning.

Yesterday (Mon 13th), temperatures soared to over 31C. Emergency services were on standby at Tube stations to help those who were passing out as a result of heat exhaustion. Spare t-shirts are essential in the fight against bodily malodours. Bottles of water are clutched by the masses. Multiple showers are required to avoid the betty swollocks.


From the Telegraph ...

The bookmaker William Hill have cut the odds on June having the hottest day from evens to 8/11.

They are also offering 8/1 that temperatures will exceed 100F (38C) in 2006 and 12/1 that the all time UK record of 101.3F (39C) will be beaten in 2006.

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Published by Colm.