Colm, I need you to check something out for me in your capacity as London correspondent to In Fact, Ah (just don't forget to put the lid back on the petty cash jar afterwards).

Dans Le Noir? is a name in dining in Paris, and more recently London. Now I'm sure you are wondering what makes it worthy of a nod here on our hallowed pages. Well, to start all the waiters are blind. After that, it just gets more bizzare, their FAQ may be instructive.

I wouldn't say they've quite perfected the dinner music sound just yet, but I'm sure they play I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness at this eatery.

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