Some of modern life's great truisms.

1. The lower the income the greater the number of Sky TV channels subscribed to.
2. People in glass houses shouldn't get stoned.
3. Scratch cards are so called because their primary users have scabies.
4. Two heads aren't necessarily better than one. Have you ever seen a conjoined twin smiling?
5. WKD adverts - it doesnt matter how many cunty tricks you play on your mates, at the end of the day you're a man sat in a pub drinking a girl's drink that is BRIGHT BLUE, put it down and go and get a pint.

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Published by Colm.