Got the credit card ready, now give me some!
In Fact, Ah must be hanging out with the wrong people. Despite the huge publicity recently over the usage of coke by every Kate, Moss, Tom, Dick and Harold, I never seem to get offered any - ever.
This is quite disappointing. Is it 'cos I is poor? That I can't afford it? That I'm not hip to the scene or whatever phrase the cool kids say these days?
If you read the paper these days, you'd be forgiven for thinking that cocaine is as widespread as Mary Harney. But how come I never see it? The cops are constantly having cocaine seizures but why doesn't anyone arrest them for snorting?
The newspapers had me convinced that cocaine is so omnipresent that I started to suspect my own mother. Despite the cunning ruse of donning an apron and clutching a rolling pin, I saw the signs. The white powder was smeared all over her!
So if you see me about town, do stop and ask if I'd like some. I couldn't tolerate being outdone in the cool stakes by my mother.
Published by Colm.
This is quite disappointing. Is it 'cos I is poor? That I can't afford it? That I'm not hip to the scene or whatever phrase the cool kids say these days?
If you read the paper these days, you'd be forgiven for thinking that cocaine is as widespread as Mary Harney. But how come I never see it? The cops are constantly having cocaine seizures but why doesn't anyone arrest them for snorting?
The newspapers had me convinced that cocaine is so omnipresent that I started to suspect my own mother. Despite the cunning ruse of donning an apron and clutching a rolling pin, I saw the signs. The white powder was smeared all over her!
So if you see me about town, do stop and ask if I'd like some. I couldn't tolerate being outdone in the cool stakes by my mother.
Published by Colm.
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