Of abused mice and lazy men
By grace of assiduous reporting on the part of the Daily Mirror, we now know that computer mice travel 3 miles a week. That amounts to 422 miles in an average lifetime of 33 months. Human beings can only muster up half a mile on the clock every week in the workplace.
The Daily Mirror claims that a mouse is "expected to complete 16 marathons and often suffer neglect along the way".
Seriously, between these sort of stories and the 3am girls, how could you buy any other paper?
Published by Colm.
The Daily Mirror claims that a mouse is "expected to complete 16 marathons and often suffer neglect along the way".
Seriously, between these sort of stories and the 3am girls, how could you buy any other paper?
Published by Colm.
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