The Bawdy Incident of the Wine Bottle in the Garden (on TV)
Yes, I'm not ashamed to say it. I sometimes turn over to see what is happening in the Big Brother house.
Last night, there was a special moment in UK television history. Such lascivious extremes have probably not been seen on prime time television before. It was one of those instances where you felt proud of your modesty, your decorum and your values and that there are other plebs out there willing to discard theirs for your entertainment.
Everyone laughs innocently at the dog that's trying to fornicate with the leg of a chair. Some remember (me, because I saw it on an outtake show) that time when two rabbits got it on to the bemusement of the Live at Three audience all those years ago.
But last night, we witnessed a human being forgo any modicum of respect that she might once have had. And how? By doing something that she shouldn't with a wine bottle. In the middle of the garden, on camera and in full view of two others.
Published by Colm.
Last night, there was a special moment in UK television history. Such lascivious extremes have probably not been seen on prime time television before. It was one of those instances where you felt proud of your modesty, your decorum and your values and that there are other plebs out there willing to discard theirs for your entertainment.
Everyone laughs innocently at the dog that's trying to fornicate with the leg of a chair. Some remember (me, because I saw it on an outtake show) that time when two rabbits got it on to the bemusement of the Live at Three audience all those years ago.
But last night, we witnessed a human being forgo any modicum of respect that she might once have had. And how? By doing something that she shouldn't with a wine bottle. In the middle of the garden, on camera and in full view of two others.
Published by Colm.
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